Dear Michael Bay
A Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Review
Directed by Jonathan Liebesman
Written by Josh Appelbaum, André Nemec, and Evan Daugherty
Starring Megan Fox, Alan Ritchson, Jeremy Howard, Pete Ploszek, Noel Fisher, Will Arnett, Danny Woodburn, William Fichtner, Johnny Knoxville, and Tony Shalhoub
(To better get across my feeling for this particular film, I have drafted my review as a letter to producer Michael Bay. Enjoy.)
Dear Michael Bay,
Well, I owe you an apology. After seeing Transformers: Age of Extinction, I was sure that it would stand as my least favorite movie of the summer, if not the year. I was wrong. Not that Age of Extinction was every bit as godawful as I made it out to be. No, it's still a piece of [expletive removed involving feces], and you should continue to be ashamed of yourself, but it no longer holds claim to that dreaded bottom spot. That, Mr. Bay, goes to a movie that you may not have directed, but still had a hand in: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.